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Hilarious, modern pantomime scripts.

Funny Pantomime Scripts For Family Audiences.

Modern and Traditional Panto Scripts

Jack Northcott pantomime scripts are a hit with family audiences everywhere. It’s the time honoured stories you love with lovable, larger-than-life characters, modern twists and fresh takes on classic panto routines.

Personalise Your Panto Script

You can customise my scripts to fit anything from a village hall to a large auditorium. I’ll supply you with an editable script to make your performance truly local. Plus I add and remove characters and scenes to fit your requirements.

Advice and Support

Get personalised support in producing your show direct from me. With a decade of experience producing sell-out pantomimes, I’m on hand to help you make a pantomime your cast and crew can be truly proud of.

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Oodles of fun that brought all ages together in their enjoyment.

National Operatic and Dramatic Association

Many of the characters expected in this story yet some were portrayed in different styles which was most original.

Somerset Drama

A roller-coaster of running-gags, jokes and song and dance.

National Operatic and Dramatic Society

Helpful Pantomime Blogs

On my blog you’ll find loads of helpful articles on all things pantomime. From reccomendations for chart-topping hits to include in your production, to the best dame’s costumes for Widow Twankey, we’ve got it all covered.

Some other examples of blogs include keeping your amateur theatre committee on top form, how to choose the best pantomime script, even how to change your group’s name! Plus, you can get all these pantomime blogs delivered straight to your inbox by signing up below.

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There’s Nothing Like a Dame

The art of ‘daming’ is a crucial element of the genre of pantomime. It takes all sorts – the short and ro-tund, the tall and slender, the motherly, the naughty and everything in-between.

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Why I Love Pantomime

You’ve been working hard over the last few weeks to entertain audiences old and young up and down the country bringing festive cheer to millions and putting a smile on faces of children everywhere.

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12 Days of Christmas

With less than a week to go til the big day, I thought I’d write my own little version of a well-known Christmas song containing all the key parts to youor perfect pantomime. Here goes!

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Songs of the Month: Oct 2018

Well, September is gone, and Autumn is setting in. The leaves are falling and so is new music from some of the world’s top artists. Here’s my monthly round up of numbers to include in your panto!

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Writing a Bespoke Pantomime Script

I’ll always adapt my existing scripts to fit your group better if you need. This can even include replacing scenes/characters, adding new characters and boiling down existing scripts to a 1 hour/smaller cast format.

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Songs of the Month: Sept 2018

After a short break over the summer, my songs of the month is back with pop classics and the latest hits ready to fill your song-slots right up this Christmas.

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Pantomime Poster Artwork

I’ve partnered with Alex Jackson Creative to design you bright, colourful pantomime artwork to accompany your script and make your production really stand out from the crowd.

Alex is an experienced graphic designer and marketeer and brings all these expertise when designing your pantomime promotional material. We can provide posters, leaflets, social media assets and more.

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Find out more about how I can help take your pantomime’s posters and artwork to the next level.