With less than a week to go til the big day, I thought I’d write my own little version of a well-known Christmas song containing all the key parts to youor perfect pantomime. Here goes!

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me;

Twelve chorus members,

Eleven creamy pies

Ten terrible jokes,

Nine “he’s behind you”s

Eight costume changes,

Seven songs for singing,

Six glittering sets,

Five set routines

Four song sheets

Three baby sharks,

Two shows a day,

And a Jack Northcott Pantomime Script